3) John Cena debuting his new persona “Chong Cena.” He came out with huge buck teeth and his eyes taped back crudely to look Asian. His opponent Rock couldn’t believe what he was seeing, and called him a “Candyass Chink” which caused the crowd to hoot and holler.
Wow, having a great night at the bar. Trying to scope out some hot to trot gals. No bites yet. Staying positive.
I’m starting a new comic universe. This is what I have so far.
alter ego: Vaccinator
super power: can turn your kids into retards with all but a glance.
alter ego: Pejanus
super power: smashes gender
alter ego: Marxellius and his mischievous Trot.
super power: tricks kids into reading Marx.
alter ego: Illuminalix Joens.
super power: blows his enemies minds aka making his enemies take the fucking red pill. ex. turns them on to infowars.com.
alter ego: Pesdecider.
super power: makes his enemies (everyone) eat cheaplicious cornbase foodpoison.
I want to be prepared when I make a girl with my dick. (Daughter. These are daughter names:
Praising the dark lord. #instagrampentagram (Taken with Instagram)
On Friday, my friend kissed a girl he’d never met and started calling her his wife. While they made out next to me on the couch, I came up with names for their son that they were gonna have.
Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked.