Naming my friend’s son.

On Friday, my friend kissed a girl he’d never met and started calling her his wife. While they made out next to me on the couch, I came up with names for their son that they were gonna have.

1. Brang  

2. Drouglass  
3. Byke  
4. Sc  
5. Klue  
6. Hand  
7. Cigar  
8. Klub  
9. Drone  
10. Coal  
11. Osama bin Laden  
12. Him  
13. Truck  
14. Bradd  
15. Women  
16. Bam  
17. Margera  
18. BMX  
19. Pitbull  
20. Hunk  
21. Honk  
22. HILLLLLL  
23. Car  
24. Chinaman  
25. Ow  
26. Ouch  
27. This Hurts I’m A Boy  
28. Plow  
29. Peter Griffin From Family Guy  
30. Trolley  
31. 420  
32. Hemp  
33. Oh  
34. Korn  
35. Skrillex  
36. Skrillex Featuring Korn  
37. Muhammed  
38. Warped Tour  
39. The Box  
40. Beer  
41. Planet Hollywood  
42. Three Hamburgers  
43. No  
44. Ramb  
1 year ago on February 19, 2012 at 06:39pm
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    seriously losing my shit at this i have lost all my shit i am without shit i am shitless
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    hi this is my daughter skrillex ft. korn
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