I’m starting a new comic universe. This is what I have so far.
alter ego: Vaccinator
super power: can turn your kids into retards with all but a glance.
alter ego: Pejanus
super power: smashes gender
alter ego: Marxellius and his mischievous Trot.
super power: tricks kids into reading Marx.
alter ego: Illuminalix Joens.
super power: blows his enemies minds aka making his enemies take the fucking red pill. ex. turns them on to infowars.com.
alter ego: Pesdecider.
super power: makes his enemies (everyone) eat cheaplicious cornbase foodpoison.